(crosspost)

Stand-up Saturday: post a funny scene from one of your stories (WIP or otherwise)

so i had some epiphanies about Margie, right? _{(she bestgirl now)}
consider this part of my Duet Night Abyss AU, _{the one that's completely Snow's fault}

"Yeah, he just likes to do things with my butt."
"...Stuff with your butt?"
"It's nothing to concern about. Told 'em so long as he leaves it cleaner than he found it he can have at it. :D" Margie chuckles with folded arms and a hint of pride.
Vita is now in bewildered shock. Blinking straightly with her mind nearly blank.
"...Your still confused?"
"yes"
"Hm~... let's put it this way. Everyone in the neighborhood has needs and desires, right?"
"...Right."
"And they differ from person to person, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, say you like cake."
Vita's face shows preemptive confusion.
"Now now, it's not gonna be strange. I promise." Margie sticks out its pinky finger.
Vita returns the gesture with a half-second hesitation.
"You wouldn't want to let a slice go to waste, would you?"
"No."
"So you'd chomp it up while it's still fresh, right?"
"Well,... of course I would."
"Right." Margie nods with a growing smile. "So there isn't much point in prepping some fish for a Po' boy, is there?"
"No..." Vita raises two fingers her lips.
"And why not?" Margie asks, placing a hand on its hip.
"Because the cake will fill me up for awhile longer."
"So what happens to the fish then?"
"I'll just save that for later." Vita gestures a hand-shrug.
"And there you have it. You understand completely." Margie says triumphantly with folded arms, closed eyes, and a cocked back head.
"What? I don't get it."
"You will." Margie smirks. "Especially with that demon lord around."
Vita's face contorts into a confused state.